In The Middle of Middleton

Writing this from a “business center” in a Country Inns & Suites hotel, in a little town of Middleton, Wisconsin, I can’t help but think that someone in this creepy little town is watching what I’m writing.

I have these suspicions purely because this is the second time I’m writing this, I think they know about my critical post i was getting ready to send out last night, and disconnected me. Fuckers. I feel like locking my door now.

VisitMiddleton.com writes:

“In CNN Money’s 2009 Best Places to Live, Middleton ranked fourth. This year’s honor comes after Middleton was named #7 on this same list in 2005 and #1 in 2007, also years in which CNN Money ranked small communities.”

…Which all sounds pretty funky fresh, but something about this place gets me. Everything, and I mean everything, from the roads, to the banks, to the factories, to the restaurants and even this hotel, are brand new. there are no blemishes, no coffee stains on the sidewalk. There are no stray cigarette butts hidden in alcoves, disguised by dirt and dust, there are no people on the streets.

Very little, if any of this, affects myself or Beth though, since we’re just chilling in 320, with a big ol’ tv with Comedy Central, and a jacuzzi. inside our room. Yeah, you’re right. It is pretty awesome!

We’re leaving to go see a place called House-on-the-Rock, which… sounds like a pretty fucking epic place all round… I won’t try and describe it, I don’t think I’d know how, but I will report back with photos once i get back to Chicago (I do apologise, by the way, for the sheer lack of photographs on the internet, they will be uploaded… if my laptop can ever pull itself together to export more than one photo at a time)

Light and Love

MLP

Ps: I do hope this goes through. last night they told me the internet suddenly broke, now they’re censoring my gmail/googleimages/wikipedia/yahoo by saying it’s a naughty website.

Oh God.

I hope i make it out of middleton alive.